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Windy

February 22, 2014

Journal, Lloyd

Lauren said that I have to write a post, so I’m going to write something that lets me include a picture of her.

There doesn’t seem to be any general consensus about which state is the windiest, but of the states that are frequently listed in the top 10, Nebraska is the smallest. So I’m going to say that, square mile for square mile, Nebraska is the windiest state.

The windiest place in the state of Nebraska is the parking lot of the Seward Wal*Marts. Any season of the year, any time of the day, it is 37% windier than the surrounding area. And, since we have already established that Nebraska, square mile for square mile is the windiest state in the nations, the Seward Wal*Marts is, ergo, the windiest place in the U.S.A.

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Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

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5 Responses to “Windy”

  1. Lauren Said on:

    Ah, sweet boy, this subject has already been addressed: http://laurenandlloyd.com/2013/11/03/windy-sleepy-productive-sunday/

    However, you are right. WalMart is the windiest place on earth, and we really should be marketing that for tourism purposes.

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  2. Brad Said on:

    I like how you do statistics. I bet you could get a job working for some government agency to justify their budget.

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  3. Beth Said on:

    Here, here!

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  4. CousinSam Said on:

    I saw that movie, Ergo, with Ben Afflick. I wasn’t that impressed.

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