Author Archives | Lloyd

About Lloyd

Lloyd Sommerer is a middle/high school teacher who likes to build websites, read books, grow beards, make fun of Lauren’s prototypes and eat the sauce of the picante.

I inconvenienced a deer

November 16, 2020

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Wednesday morning, right outside of Seward, by the parade of flags, I noticed a deer on the other side of the road headed away from me. I let up on the gas and then noticed the other deer on the shoulder moving toward me. I did two things next, and I think one of them […]

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The one where Lloyd got “scammed” (part 3)

February 7, 2020

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We decided to take the $2,000 and the 5 personal days and flee before the FBI caught up with us.

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The one where Lloyd gets “scammed” (part 2)

February 5, 2020

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Part 2: Where the scammer reviews the Super Bowl halftime show and uses the FBI to blackmails me. When we left off, I had a pile of cash from Mr. Heibel’s safe, $300 in ebay gift cards, and $500 in Steam gift cards. As before, it’s interesting to note the times of each response. You can […]

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The one where Lloyd gets “scammed”

February 3, 2020

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Lauren here. Lloyd actually wrote this post. He spent most of the afternoon and evening going back-and-forth with a spammer who was pretending to be his principal. Lloyd spent a good long time transferring the email text into this website, but after reading it, I see he missed some parts – asking if Northwest High […]

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Fly Dogz

January 26, 2020

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We have a gourmet hot dog place in Seward now. It’s actually in the building that was the last office for Oetting’s Detasseling. They opened about 2 weeks ago, and I’ve been wanting to go ever since, but Lauren has always had something come up. Well, last Thursday I finally got to go. When Lauren […]

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Clean at last

September 12, 2019

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Well, for years now, Lauren has been coming home and saying that, “Our house smells like an old house.” Personally, I don’t smell it, but I have a pretty poor sense of smell. A poor sense of smell comes in handy when you teach middle school, but isn’t much use in diagnosing OHS. Now, there […]

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