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Monitor monitors

February 26, 2008 by Lloyd 17 Comments

For the first six years that I taught at Lincoln Lutheran, the only thing on top of my computer monitor was Super Pawn. Super Pawn was an extra. When they sent our order for chess pieces they sent a set with an extra pawn. I put it on top of the monitor. Maybe a month later someone left a bit of modeling clay in the room and I put it on my desk. One day I came into the room to find Super Pawn, and he’s been defending my desk ever since.

This year things have gotten a little out of hand. I like to buy kiddie band-aids for my classroom and sometime during first semester we used up the last of the Dora band-aids. I asked my pre-algebra class if anyone wanted a Dora box. Ben said yes, and I gave it to him. At the end of the class he presented me with 3 “pop-up” Dora vignettes. It was totally unexpected. He could have done anything with the box. He did something I never would have expected. A while later another Ben brought in “Chief’s block of wood” from shop class. I’m not exactly sure how the block of wood fits in.

At Christmas my mom gave me some Tusken Raiders. Much more interesting to have a three way battle on the monitor. There is an ever shifting web of alliances and betrayals as different students make it to the classroom before me.

Oh, the shells. Schyler bribed me with shells from Barbados (they don’t fight).

And it’s Christina’s Birthday. She’s something like 26. Happy Birthday Sis.

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  1. Deanne says

    February 27, 2008 at 4:29 am

    Are those shells around super pawn and between Dora and the Block o’ wood?

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    • Lloyd says

      February 27, 2008 at 8:00 am

      You are in for some serious time wasting one of these days. (cryptic, no?)

      Reply
      • Deanne says

        February 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm

        Bribery will get you … everywhere! (quote from a former boss)

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        • Lauren says

          February 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm

          (said in a whisper) Hover your mouse over the picture.

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          • Deborah says

            February 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm

            (said in a whisper) What are you guys talking about?

          • Lauren says

            February 27, 2008 at 6:31 pm

            There are captions to the pictures. You have to put your mouse cursor over the picture to read it.

            Shouted out loud: PEGGY’S PULLING YOUR LEG, BETH! THERE’S NO EASTER EGG!!!!

            whispered yet again: Sorry, Peggy.

  2. Brad says

    February 27, 2008 at 4:47 am

    I imagine Dora would have an advantage because of her size, but a disadvantage because of only being two-dimensional. And not having legs.

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    • Lauren says

      February 27, 2008 at 6:18 am

      Her main weapon is her constant yelling.

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      • Jill says

        February 27, 2008 at 7:11 am

        AMEN.

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  3. Beth says

    February 27, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Did you have to spell-check vignettes before you posted? Because if not, bravo!

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    • Lloyd says

      February 27, 2008 at 7:58 am

      Not only did I spell check it, I also loudly voiced my disdain for the “so called” correct spelling.

      Reply
  4. Rae says

    February 27, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Happy Birthday, Christina!!!

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  5. Peggy says

    February 27, 2008 at 8:25 am

    I think you’ve offended Super Pawn. After 6 years of faithful service you bring in younger replacements.

    BTW: Love the easter egg!

    Reply
    • Beth says

      February 27, 2008 at 9:22 am

      I can’t find the Easter egg…it’s KILLING ME!!!

      Reply
    • Lloyd says

      February 27, 2008 at 9:26 am

      Super Pawn was getting soft. He needs new challenges in his life to keep his keen edge.

      Reply
  6. Lloyd's Mom says

    February 27, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Loved it. What Easter Egg! Happy Birthday Christina

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  7. Christina says

    March 11, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Thanks for the Happy Birthday! Sorry it took me so long to see it – tax season, ya know. ps – your cool sister bought you the Tuscan Raiders for your Birthday!

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