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Last Gasps?

June 11, 2008 by Lloyd 14 Comments

Katie Bockelman gave me a palm tree two years ago. She had to put a few more desks in her classroom and didn’t have room for it anymore. I figured that, if nothing else, it would help keep another plant alive. You see, at the start of each school year I buy about three new plants, and by the end of the school year two of them are dead. Maybe with four plants I could keep two of them alive?

Well guess what happened? A few days after school was out this year it bloomed. Nothing beautiful, but very interesting. It filled the room with an almost sickly sweet smell. It’s a good thing it didn’t have to compete with middle school smell.

One final attempt to reproduce before giving up on life.

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  1. Kitt says

    June 12, 2008 at 12:57 am

    It’s a corn plant! Very hardy. They rarely bloom, so you’re lucky (even if it’s stinky).

    Reply
    • Stephannie says

      June 12, 2008 at 10:39 pm

      Did you know that corn plants are poisonous?

      Reply
  2. Deanne says

    June 12, 2008 at 3:44 am

    Bloom under stress = propagate the species. The plant doesn’t know it’s not the last one, so it’s just trying to be sure its kind will continue. Maybe Brad can help it when he comes.

    Reply
  3. Lauren says

    June 12, 2008 at 4:36 am

    I bloom under stress. I’m bloomin’ like crazy some days.

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    • Rae says

      June 12, 2008 at 7:06 am

      I tend to just be bloomin crazy some days!

      Reply
  4. Brad says

    June 12, 2008 at 5:15 am

    It’s not blooming because of stress. It’s blooming because it’s happy. Kitt’s right: they don’t often bloom. You’ve got skilz!

    Reply
    • Lloyd says

      June 12, 2008 at 5:48 am

      It’s probably happy because school’s out.

      Reply
      • Beth says

        June 12, 2008 at 12:59 pm

        I think its happy to be rid of smelly middle schoolers. Those kids can be stinky.

        Reply
  5. Annette says

    June 12, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Wow, I had to look twice to be sure I was on the right site. I thought this was Brad’s post. By the way, prove those blooms are real. I think someone is playing a dandy lyin’ trick on you.

    Reply
  6. Peggy says

    June 12, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Do you suppose these are the end of times? I mean there’s supposed to be confusioning things happening right? Well, not only have you pulled off a gardening miracle … I too, have not 1, but 7 plants that are flourishing!

    Reply
  7. Lauren's dad says

    June 12, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Some folks have all the miracle gro green thumbs!

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      June 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm

      I thought Lloyd was looking sickly……

      Reply
  8. Karla says

    June 12, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    Does this mean you’ll have corn on the cob soon?

    Reply
    • Lloyd says

      June 12, 2008 at 8:58 pm

      I’ve been trying to detassel it.

      Reply

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