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Happy Birthday to Me!

December 17, 2008 by Lauren 11 Comments

*sigh*  The buffer year between me and forty is gone.  I’m 39 today!  I’ve got two whole days to lord my oldness over Lloyd before he joins me, and believe you me – I’ll milk it for everything it’s worth!  I’ll try to be nice, though, because I really like my present.

I didn’t really melt that wax on there.  I’m not THAT crazy…..yet.

I share this auspicious day with the handsome Bill Pullman and the cake meister Duff Goldman.  (Hey, Baltimorians, make Brad take a picture of himself outside Charm City Cakes for me.)  So, well-wishes are welcome!  Bonus points if it rhymes.

Filed Under: Gadget, Lauren Tagged With: acer, aspire one, birthday, family, present

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  1. Brad says

    December 17, 2008 at 5:49 am

    Happy Birthday, Lauren! Crap, I forgot.
    It’s not that I don’t care; I’m not a robot.
    Wrestling made me busy. I didn’t know how much
    those after school hours kept me in touch.
    Before I got ready to head off to school,
    reading your announcement, I felt like such a tool.
    I have no idea why my mind is such a void.
    I haven’t just missed you, but also Mom and Lloyd.

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      December 17, 2008 at 6:36 am

      🙂

      Reply
  2. Lloyd says

    December 17, 2008 at 6:10 am

    If you forgot to get Lauren a gift, she really likes laptop computers.

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      December 17, 2008 at 6:35 am

      That doesn’t rhyme. Minus fifty points.

      Reply
  3. Deanne says

    December 17, 2008 at 6:37 am

    A laptop is nice
    It beats getting dice
    Or diamonds (too much price)
    Or five grains of rice

    Better yet, the sacrifice
    Christ made -- a device
    To save us from vice.

    And now, some advice…
    DON’T SLIP ON THE ICE!!

    Happy Birthday… You’re nice!

    Reply
  4. Karla says

    December 17, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    My kids just wanted to say,
    Happy Birthday to you!

    /got nothin except bags under my eyes.

    Reply
  5. Lauren's dad says

    December 17, 2008 at 8:38 am

    HAPPY THIRTY-NINTH!

    Reply
  6. Michele says

    December 17, 2008 at 8:46 am

    I’m presenting you with a Haiku:

    Happy thirty-ninth!
    The laptop is so shiny --
    I can see myself 🙂

    Happy Birthday Lauren!

    Reply
  7. Barbara Trujillo Brown says

    December 17, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Happy Birthday Lauren!!!
    10th anniversary of your 29th Birthday -- or thats how I put it. 🙂

    Reply
  8. Peggy says

    December 17, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Happy Birthday Lauren, Yay-you’re thirty nine,
    Celebrate all day long, drinking lots of fine wine!

    And remember, you’re not old,
    Until you’re covered with mold,
    So enjoy your special once-a-year day,
    Cause it’ll be years before your gray!

    But really—have a great day!!! …you young thing!

    Reply
  9. Curt says

    December 19, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Happy birthday Lauren!
    Sorry I am late with this wish
    Hope your day was soarin’
    You can call this poem stupidish

    Reply

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