• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Who’s Who
  • Archive
  • Lauren Stuff
    • Lauren’s To-Do List
    • Bacon Mat Gallery
    • Preschool Quotes
    • Bat Bugs and You
    • Hilarious!
    • Pot Pie recipe
    • Utility Bills
    • Gas Bills
    • Building Committee CDC
  • Lloyd Stuff
    • Lloyd’s To-Do List
    • 50 Best Movies for Middle School
    • Good High School Websites
    • Fantasy Baseball Files
    • Website Rubric & Programming Rubric
    • I Want to Bake Bread
    • I Want to Forge Swords
    • Sorry Chuck. Sorry Brad.
    • The Lloyd Gallery
    • Narnia in Pop Culture
    • myMiniCity WordPress Plugin
    • Settlers Record
  • Prius Camping
  • Brazil
    • Martin Hofman Diaries – 1946
Lloyd and Lauren website logo

LaurenandLloyd.com

where our wasted time becomes your wasted time

  • Most Popular
  • Drawings
  • Videos
  • Worst day ever
  • Journal
  • More
  • Brazil

Awesomest Bed Ever

September 15, 2011 by Lauren 10 Comments

When I was little, my sister and I shared a bed. That worked out great until I rolled out onto her assembly of plastic horses that were grazing on my side of the bed. I woke up to the pain of being *(here’s where I realize I don’t have any idea how to spell squere. Skewer?) skewered by dozens of pairs of plastic equine ears.

One of the bedrooms in the parsonage had two closets, so it was an obvious choise to make a bed that would divide the room into two areas. It was magnificent! In my memory it was as big as a castle, but in reality it was just the size of a bunk bed. It had enclosed ends, and then each bunk was enclosed to make Lauren’s Loft and Keren’s Cave. At the bottom I had two drawers and one open cubby, some mirror tiles to make my side of the half-room look bigger, and I forget what the other side had.

I loved my loft. I had an envelope taped to the top brace where I kept some Secret Money. I also had an umbrella that I’d use to reach out and turn off the light.

The only scary memory was the first time the cat realized she could climb the ladder to find me. Nothing scars you for life like the scrabble scrabble of claws ascending.

Thanks for the awesome bed, Dad!

Filed Under: Journal, Lauren, Uncategorized

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Brad says

    September 16, 2011 at 4:33 am

    I slept in a loft all through college and enjoyed it immensely. I’ve often wondered if it would still be fun now. The closest thing I’ve ever done since then was a bed that was up on those risers you can get at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It was high, but it wasn’t loft high.

    Reply
  2. Beth says

    September 16, 2011 at 6:10 am

    I’ve been more than strongly considering getting bunk beds for Tim for Christmas this year. Because every little boy (and Lauren) should have bunk beds in his life.
    (Tara will, however, lose her mind with envy…)

    Reply
  3. Lauren's dad says

    September 16, 2011 at 7:30 am

    You’re welcome, Lauren. With Mom’s counsel and decorating, it did turn out surprisingly well. And, unlike two of your siblings—Mom never found peanut shells in it after Christmas. Hah! Candy wrappers?

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      September 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm

      Mine was FULL of money! I was a penny hoarder.

      Reply
  4. Peggy says

    September 16, 2011 at 8:17 am

    OOOOWWWWUCH!!!! Are you scared from the horse impalement? I grimaced when I read that!

    Super cool bunk beds! I never had bunk beds or a loft. But my boys did. They loved them!

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      September 16, 2011 at 8:29 pm

      As I remember, the horses suffered more that I did. We had to put the whole herd down.

      Reply
  5. Kris says

    September 16, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    We had a wall-to-wall platform built into our kids’ rooms. There’s room up there for three twin mattresses in the girls’ room and three twin mattresses in the boys’ room — a pain in the butt to change sheets, but a huge space saver!

    Reply
    • Lauren says

      September 16, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      Send. Photos.

      Reply
  6. Backgamon says

    September 16, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    fabulosa remos de gramo y ssecamos con azintos sseis. milóis a rabulo y aupecos idormig con gordento fomida!

    Reply
    • Mark says

      September 16, 2011 at 9:42 pm

      (I can’t resist…)

      Spam, spam, spam, spam
      Spam, spam, spam, spam
      Lovely spam, wonderful spam!
      Lovely spam, wonderful
      Spam, spam, spam, spam

      Signed,
      Petey (one of) the Peanut Man (men)

      Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • Cindy February 17, 2026 at 10:03 pm on Mountainous memory.My parents still have the “painting” and it’s hanging on the wall over the couch. 1972. It’s called Pine Lake[more]
  • Bill February 7, 2026 at 2:32 pm on “Special” means “Watch Out”And now two years later, Jan 2026 I did the same thing again When will I learn damn special K?[more]
  • Joe January 21, 2026 at 10:06 pm on “Special” means “Watch Out”I keep finding small hard amber pieces that can break a tooth and noticed for the past few years Special[more]
  • Kristi January 5, 2026 at 11:09 am on Such accomplishment!That is a HUGE accomplishment. I can't wait to hear your first piano piece.
  • Mark December 23, 2025 at 7:20 am on Such accomplishment!Proud of you both, sis, especially for the perseverance to see the whole thing through. Grandmother would be so pleased.[more]

Friends

  • Brad
  • Deanne
  • Gretchen
  • Kitt
  • Kris
  • Kristi
  • Top

Sites

  • CSTA Nebraska
  • Lincoln Lutheran
  • Lorenz Family
  • Preschool Pointers
  • Programming Class
  • Sommerer Family
  • St. John CDC
  • Weber Family
  • WP Login

Tags

add art auction Bacon bathroom birthday brad camera cat cats choir christmas clothing computer Cricket family fire food Gadget game garden geek green hair house ipad iphone kitchen laundry mail Meta movie movies music mystery omaha Peggy preschool reunion royuks School seward Small Town tv ukulele

Brad Quote

Brad Royuk has NEVER left a child behind.

Copyright © 2026 · Genesis Sample on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in