The toilets are finally out of the house. The snow has melted enough that I could call the garbage company and ask if they would pick them up. They’ll let me know if it’s going to cost anything extra.
Goodbye, toilets. Thank you for your service.
‘Bye, toilets.
An appropriate place to put those toilets, for they did indeed hold garbage.
I remember taking a toilet to the dump once, and throwing it down into a dumpster. The smashing sound was so satisfying.