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Princess Batman

Kitten Update

July 24, 2012 by Lauren 3 Comments

How long has it been since I’ve done a kitten update? Ever? I have no memory. Ok, July 8th.

Since that time, they were moved into the downstairs guest room where we put a board across the bookcases and let them roam free.

That was working out alright, except Lloyd’s parents were coming for a visit and we needed to move the kittens out. (Plus, the use of a black light revealed that there had been some pee accidents on that rug. It was washed and then dried in the sanitizingly-hot sunshine. Bleh.)

They are in the basement again. I used some of the giant pieces of normally-useless-but-right-handy-in-this-situation lumber to cobble together a pen. They are beginning to be weaned (furture long, boring post), and there is a litter box in there for potty training. They’re using it, but – like their mom – need help covering their business. Today someone made their first tiny poop!

I fashioned it myself - can you tell?

Let’s meet the kiddos.

Here is Christopher Robin. (Note, Lloyd named her – temporarily, of course – and has no regard for gender correctness. She is a girl.) She was the first to go exploring and the first to figure out running. She is adorable, even in bad lighting.

Next up are Sarge and Mika. Sarge is one of the orange tabbies and he has some grey stripes on his left front paw, hence the name. He eats the most and is the most mellow of the boys. He also cries like a big baby. Mika – name picked by Lloyd – is the other girl and is kind of personality-less, except for her adorable big eyes.

PB is flashing you two of her many boobs. What a tramp.

This is Fivel. He went the longest without a name. The boys were going to name him while I was in Colorado,and when I came back they had it narrowed down to either Five of Five or The Fifth Element. I named him Fivel.

My flash is too bright.

And then, my least favorite one: Fat Charlie. (From Paul Simon’s song, Crazy Love.) He is ‘a rascal’, as Tim put it. He likes to wrestle and bite, and – of course – loves me. The minute he sees me he starts yelling and climbing and attacking. I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried the Mama Cat thing of cuffing him and holding him down for a bit, but to no avail. He wants to eat me so I can be a part of him forever. Great.

It's hard to get his picture.

Lastly, the mama. I would say that motherhood has mellowed her, but I feel sorry for how distressed she gets around them. She’ll watch them cavort and make these mournful sounds in her throat, then some almost-going-to-enter-into-play movements, but then she just sits. I think she was just a kitten herself, and doesn’t want to be the mom – she wants to be one of them.

Also, she stinks. To high heaven. Like a dog.

Yet I love her.

Filed Under: Kittens, Princess Batman

Cat Food Can Tower

July 21, 2012 by Lauren 3 Comments

While I was in Colorado, Brad and Lloyd took care of Princess Batman and the kittens. I left very detailed instructions.

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I had purchased about 12 cans of cat food to last the 5 days I’d be gone and Lloyd thought I was crazy. The day I got back though they were on the last can and Lloyd admitted that he was wrong – Princess Batman can pack it away like nobody’s business!

They started something that I like to continue. They arranged the empty cans in a tower, and as each day went by at least two cans were added.

Where will this stop?

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I would have liked to keep growing it until it reached the ceiling, but Lloyd’ parents are coming tomorrow and this house is an unpleasant symphony of cat-related smells, so they went out to the recycling tonight. Boooo.

Here’s a picture of kittens to make us all feel better.

I'm reading!

Filed Under: Princess Batman

Kitten Cam – The Guest Room Edition

July 11, 2012 by Lloyd 8 Comments

I am going to Colorado for a few days to see my family, so I’m leaving you with Lloyd, Brad and the cats.

Watch live video from lsommerer on www.justin.tv

Oh, and if you are Lloyd or Brad’s friend on Facebook, please remind them incessantly to feed Princess Batman. Or cessantly, if that’s more your speed.

Thanks in advance.

Filed Under: Journal, Kittens, Princess Batman

Kitten update

July 8, 2012 by Lauren 7 Comments

In case you’ve been curious about how the kitties are doing, here you go.

If I have my information correct, we have three boys (both of the orange tabbies and the all-gray tabby) and the two white-pawed tabbies are girls. Or maybe they’re not – what do I know?

Their eyes are open now and just yesterday they started to stand up on all wobbly fours and take little shaky steps, as opposed to the spastic belly-dragging they are accustomed to.

Here are some ‘recently born’ shots compared to ‘now’ shots:

Two days old?

Two weeks old.

no eyes open

I see you seeing me.

Princess Batman is doing alright, except for the bout of horrible diarrhea she had today that involved me (The Alpha Cat) giving Mama Hissngrowl a bath, then washing the floors. (jibblie)

I’ve been sleeping in the downstairs guest room since Lloyd is sick, and last night Brad called into my room, “Did you bring a kitten upstairs?” I hadn’t. Princess Batman was apparently freaking out and wanted to move them or something. I got a big rubbermaid tub to put the kittens in, then slept on the couch while PB made all kinds of weird, nervous noises with her babies. All. night. long.

What am I going to do when they start needing a litter box? Do I keep one on each floor or just count on them to use the basement one?

Half-dozen cats goin' cheap.

I don’t know what I’m doing.

Filed Under: Kittens, Princess Batman

Just like the Decorah Eagles only KittenCam

June 26, 2012 by Lloyd 22 Comments

Only with less funding. Oh, and I guess you have to press the play button.

Watch live video from lsommerer on www.justin.tv

It also tends to quit at random times, so if nothing is showing, just imagine kittens.

Filed Under: Gadget, Kittens, Princess Batman

All bets are off.

June 24, 2012 by Lauren 11 Comments

So, Lloyd and I pulled wire at Lincoln Lutheran on Saturday, which is a post for another time, and then drove to Kansas City Saturday night for a Cardinals/Royals game on Sunday with the Kollipara family and Lloyd’s parents (another post).

Wouldn’t you know it? Princess Batman decided to have her babies while we were gone. (Good thing I didn’t wait to put up yesterday’s post, huh?) Two orange-striped and three grey/black striped. I’m pretty sure she got pregnant before we got her and I think I can ID the two boys that did it. They better pony up for child support.

The little bits on the towel are pieces of catnip to lure pre-birth PB to this spot.

A big ‘Thank You!’ goes to Beth who stopped by to drop some stuff off and found them. Apparently she had given birth on some packing material under the basement steps, and Beth moved them to one of the many birthing places that I had set up around the house.

The obligatory quarter for scale.

Thank you, Beth! You’ve won yourself as many kittens as you can carry!

(I’d write more, but I got home late and I need to go look at kittens before I go to bed.)

Filed Under: Journal, Kittens, Princess Batman

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