Last Tuesday was bad movie night. We’ve seen some bad movies in the past, but this month’s really takes the cake. We’ve become pretty good judges of bad movies over the last few years, and I think we can say with a fair degree of certainty that this movie really went above and beyond our expectations.
Poor acting, plot holes you could drive a dragon through, dialog written by middle schoolers (or, more likely, translated from Korean by middle schoolers). And I’m not talking about the geeky middle school boys who, as we all know, would most likely come up with a reasonable script. It’s like they gave the movie to the Middle School football team and had them write the dialog. Even the title was messed up. Depending on the trailer/poster you see the movie was either Dragon Wars or D-War.
But we went out to dinner after the movie and had another thanksgiving dinner that couldn’t be beat. So it all ended up okay in the end.
Cousin Sam says
This is a request from Fat Cousin Sam -- I’m on a diet; No more “good” food pictures. Glad you went to that movie, I was thinking about wastine a babysitter on it.
Mom says
Hey, I hear you are doing great on that diet Sam. Keep it up! We are all rooting for you.
Annette says
MMMMMMMMMMM… Famous Dave’s??? You must have been at SouthPointe!
Brad says
When I saw the previews for that movie I wondered how it even made it to the theaters. It looks perfectly awful. An excellent choice for BMN.
Peggy says
So you really do try to pick a bad movie? Why? Are you not allowed to see good ones?
Lloyd says
Think Mystery Science Theater 2000.
Annette says
Just “The Brave One(s)” 🙂
Karla says
Did you have shovels and rake and implements of destruction?
Alice says
And please tell me you did not leave one of those pieces of paper at the bottom of the pile again!!!
Lloyd says
I’m so glad we didn’t run into officer Obie this time.
Alice says
Is he the one with the green felt hat?