It’s like I lost a bet with a hurricane. Actually, it’s like I lost a bet to middle school students. No, it’s more like I lost a bet with Mr. Krall.
Mr. Krall and Mr. Weiting put together a fundraiser for Hurricane Sandy victims. As the middle schoolers raised more and more money, the teachers would have to do various things. At something like $750.00 I would have to wear Chicago Cubs gear for a day and at $2000.00 all of the (male) teachers would have to grow (or shave into) mustaches. Last I heard they had raised over $6,000.00, and if you include various other donations that Mr. Krall and Mr. Wieting put together, I think they were well over $10,000 in money, gift cards and supplies. The two of them drove a truck full of stuff out to the east coast over Thanksgiving break. The name of their undertaking: Sandystache.
So here’s my facial hair contribution. I’m going to start off with a Chester A. Arthur and soul patch combination that I have named the Biker A. Arthur. Then I’m going down to a straight Chester A. Arthur. After that I’m thinking a Fu Manchu; then whatever that beautiful thing on Nick Offerman’s face is.
For those of you keeping track at home, this will mark my fifth foray in Presidential Facial Hair; having completed a Lincoln (photo not available) a Van Buren, a Benjamin Harrison (which is pretty much my normal bread) and a Harry S. Truman (Who wore a goatee on vacations).
Enjoy rockin’ that look today, Lloyd, and try not to get pulled over on your way to work. 😉
That’s an amazing money total! Your progression will happen each day? That’ll be fun 🙂
I always call a Fu Manchu a “Hulk Hogan”, but I suppose fewer and fewer people know who he is. Maybe if he were president, his facial hair could be immortalized for future generations. Hulk Hogan for president!
You are a good sport Lloyd! And way to go LL! That is phenomenal!
How much would they have to raise to get you to do this mustache?
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Lauren should probably answer that.
That would be hilarious!! Do it!!!
I was very close to doing a monkey’s tail.
He can do the forehead ‘stache when someone gives me six thousand dollars.
Throw in the last mustache as the “Charlie Chapman”.
you could also throw in a Taft or a T. Roosevelt.
That’s MR.T Roosevelt to you, fool.
Will you be doing the top of your head at some point, too? I bet the kids would raise an incredibly large amount of money for that.
We have a couple of bald teachers, so that’s old hat.