The Lauren asked me to write a post saying that she does not feel well and will not be writing a post tonight. I’m not sure why she didn’t just ask me to write one instead, but I am complying with her wish on the off chance that it is her last.
Also, she may or may not have asked for you to express any condolences concerning her apparent illness in the form of a haiku.
There once was a woman named Lauren,
Who really would rather be snorin’.
But it’s not a trick,
She really was sick,
So Lloyd wrote a post for the mornin’.
Wait… you said “haiku”? Dang.
Lauren is not dead
Try not to act surprised*
That is insulting
*pronounced like hallowed
cough, sniffles, sneezes
what medicine do I take?
cold or allergy?
The Lauren is down.
We wonder how long Lloyd will
Make posts on his own.
No one can make me write a poem.
P.S. Feel better, Lauren.