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Best. Present. Ever.

March 25, 2008 by Lauren 12 Comments

What could it be?

We spent Easter Sunday with the Pesters and the Royuks eating delicious food. Afterwards, most people sacked out, and I read a story with Tara. Mrs. Royuk (Beth and Brad’s mom) and I were talking about children’s books, and I mentioned that there is one elusive alphabet book from my childhood that I just can’t find no matter how hard I try. I’ve looked for it in all the used bookstores Lloyd drags me to and on the internet, but I just can’t find it. It haunts me. I said, “It’s called I Wish I Was an Artichoke.”

“I have it,” she said.

What??! I literally freaked out. (Get it? Literally? …..never mind.)

Today at school she came into my room with the most beautiful present ever. The children wanted to know what it was so I told them about this very special book that I remembered from when I was little. Before we opened it, I predicted that the cover would still be green, the title would be in big letters, and the artichoke would be leaning to one side – not straight up and down.

Don’t cry, little veggie.  Brad is far, far away.

I forgot that he was sad. And I’ve misremembered the title all these years, which is good – I never could remember if it was ‘I wish I was an artichoke’ or ‘I wish I were an artichoke.’ We read it together, and each page was just perfect. I forgot that it was in rhyme form – it was the illustrations that stuck with me. I especially remember the ice from this page:

The ice!  The ice in lemonade!

The children’s favorite page was the ‘monster’ page – onomatopia.

Crash!  Buzz.  Ding.  Pfhhppptt.

Thank you so much, Elaine! You made a dream come true!!!!

Filed Under: Journal, Lauren Tagged With: book, royuks

Slow Saturday

November 10, 2007 by Lauren 14 Comments

He'll be rich!It was great to not have to go to Lloyd’s school this Saturday! I got some stuff done around here, read a little, and then we went to Omaha for ukulele night. It was a tiny group this month, so we’re worried that people might be giving up. I hope that next month we’re back up in numbers.

We didn’t stick around for eating together aferward, because I needed to run some errands (read: go to Target), and then we came right back home. I drove, and got kind of sleepy as we neared Seward. I remembered that I didn’t buy toothpaste, and in my dreamy state I remembered a children’s book from when I was little about a boy who makes his own toothpaste. Trying to remember the details woke me right up! I searched for the title when I got home, so here is the book that saved our lives tonight:

He'll be rich!

I think Brad should have this book. You can read a little excerpt from it here.

Filed Under: Journal, Lauren Tagged With: book, ukulele

Goodnight Jordan

September 17, 2007 by Lloyd 7 Comments

Some of you have been reading The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan for most of 2 decades now. He died yesterday of cardiac amyloidosis, which he was diagnosed with in 2006. In his memory I’d like to propose 9,685 pages of silence.

The wheel weaves as the wheel will

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