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‘allo, Guv’ner!

April 19, 2010 by Lauren 5 Comments

A few weeks ago Lloyd announced that we would be attending a fundraiser for Governor Heineman here in Seward, and the actual governor would actually be attending. This threw me into all sorts of panics.

Me (after fuming for quite some time): “I do not want to be in a room full of people who know stuff about politics and world events and the real world while I stare at my feet. Someone will ask me something and I’ll say something stupid and embarrass myself.”

Lloyd: “Aw, you won’t embarrass me at all.”

Me: “You didn’t listen to a word I said. I am going to embarrass me.”

So, you can understand my anxiety. Especially since Lloyd suggested we should maybe change clothes before we went. What?!?! Were we going to some kind of ball?? I have two levels of dress: homeless person and homeless person in Target clothes. What I wear to school is what I wear to church. The nicest thing I ever have to wear is my newest shirt from Target.

Whatever. We zipped home, I changed into something less glue-speckled, then off to Concordia for the event.

I tried to do a little research so I’d have some phrases to say ala’ Melanie Griffith in Born Yesterday. I had actually visited a website about our Governor, so I knew things about his wife (Sally Ganem – former elementary school principal, extremely active in dozens of organizations), his son (Sam – graduate of Midland Lutheran College and recently married to Jessica), and his new puppy (Snickers – tiny, wicked cute). I also needed to know what the governor looked like.

As it turns out, we walked into a gathering of people that were standing around visiting in a very friendly manner. Lloyd shook hands with this nice-looking guy, and we stood around and talked for a while. As we walked away I quietly asked, “Um, was that him?” Turns out that it was.

Dang it.

I should have been tipped off by the flag pin and his conspicuous lack of a name tag. To be fair, I am really, really bad at identifying people. You never, ever want me as an eyewitness.

I could have done it if he’d been carrying Snickers.

Filed Under: Journal Tagged With: nebraska

If You’re Happy and You Know It…

June 20, 2009 by Lloyd 19 Comments

Happy Father’s Day, Dad and Dad!

National Geographic suggested that this map shows that Hawaii is the happiest state, but I think it clearly shows that Nebraska is, if not the happiest, at least the least sad.

Texas seems confused

I attribute this mostly to the fact that we have more of a representational democracy than the rest of you guys (except for Maine).

Filed Under: Found, Lloyd Tagged With: map, nebraska

Nebraska Republican Convention

July 13, 2008 by Lloyd 22 Comments

30 letters and a candybar asking for my vote (that’s, like $13.00 in postage)

On Saturday I fulfilled my duties as a Seward County Delegate to the Nebraska State Republican Convention. So if anything goes wrong in the world in the next 4 years you can pretty much blame me. I road to the convention with Mark Kolterman. He’s the new chairman of the Seward County Republican Party, and he told me that the day after the county convention he received phone calls from the Omaha World Harold and the Nebraska Republican Party chairman asking if it was true that Ron Paul supporters had taken over the Seward County convention. He assured them that that had not happened, but that two of the four Seward county delegates were Ron Paul supporters. Mark’s thoughts on the Ron Paul supporters were echoed multiple times at the state convention: We will need everyone we can get to elect John McCain in November. In a move that I think surprised all of the Ron Paul supporters in attendance, one of the first orders of business was to seat those delegates who had been elected in “irregular” county conventions. These delegates were almost entirely Ron Paul supporters and it was an impressive display of inclusiveness.

Voting on Delegates

All in all there were 54 Ron Paul supporters out of about 340 total delegates. We were only loosely organized; about two weeks prior to the convention we formed a Nebraska chapter of the Republican Liberty Caucus. We had buttons to identify each other and a handful of candidates that we wanted to send to the National Convention. It was fun. “Back room” deals were made with other blocks of voters to send delegates to the national convention. We are sending one of the nine congressional district delegates (this was unexpected as it was quite unlikely) and a few at large delegates and alternates. In fact, all of our delegates were elected. We should have had more ready to send, but we were all new at this.

We were not at all ready to offer resolutions or changes to the state party platform, and the amendments that were offered were soundly defeated (although on one a division of the house was called for. That was exciting). One of the amendments what was offered by the delegation from one of Nebraska’s Western counties we an eleven point amendment. Some of them were poorly worded and no one was in the mood to debate them all separately, so, although I heard several (non-liberty caucus) people say they agreed with most of the amendment, it went down in flames.

Before the convention

There were tons of speeches from all of our (many) Nebraska Republicans in office and one very vicious speech by the Chairman of the National Republican Party. The speeches were very similar and were along the lines of, “We’ve been acting like democrats, we have to get back to our roots, we’ll all have to work hard to elect John McCain, because his Republican ideas are the only way to protect our great country.” But it took several hours the way they said it. Interestingly, Nebraska (republican) senator Chuck Hagel was a Persona non grata at the convention. He was not mentioned once and was often referenced in mysterious terms: “She was working in his office and it was suggested that she lay low for awhile, so she’s not at the convention.”

There were lots of other things that I found interesting, but this post is already too long.

Filed Under: Lloyd Tagged With: Lloyd, nebraska, voting

Back to Normal

January 2, 2008 by Lauren 19 Comments

Well, Brad’s gone again. That means the heat is turned back down, the stairway curtain’s back up, it’s very quiet around here and Lloyd and I are quietly typing away at our computers. School starts again, and life is back to ‘normal’. Boo. Normal stinks.

As is my custom, a video has been created to commemorate the close of this time. Our thanks to the Royuks who included us in their Christmas celebration, since I’ve become too chicken to travel anywhere in the winter. This video is for you – and to the rest of our audience, did you know that there was a song called “Christmas in Nebraska”? I’m not kidding. Feast your ears!

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkY03oWfUa0 520 433]

Filed Under: Journal, Videos Tagged With: christmas, nebraska, royuks

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