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Arrrrggghhh. (Fist Shake at Math) Or: Why a chalk line is very, very important when hanging a handrail for stairs.

November 28, 2011 by Lauren 7 Comments

While we were down in Missouri, Lloyd and I tried to think of things we could do to help his parents. We’re not going to be available to help feed the cows or anything, so we decided to devalue their house a little.

Lloyd actually did a fine job installing a hand-held shower attachment, but he ‘misunderstood’ what his dad would need for a shower seat.

He looked for something real prickly.

As for me, I thought I could install a handrail by the basement stairs. It was going to be super-easy since the backside of the wall is just open studs.

On the way back home I was even planning the process: Install bottom bracket, install top bracket, snap a chalk line between them and find the spot for the middle one.

Once we actually started working, though, I thought of something even easier! Just find the studs, and measure 31 inches up from the steps!

See? Ends:
Should have made a chalk line.

Then mid-point:
Have to find the stud for sturdiness.

This worked out perfectly, until we set the handrail on the brackets and it shot up at an impossibly wrong angle – completely missing the top bracket by a foot. My diagram doesn’t show the shooting up, but it does show the missing-the-mark. Diagrams are hard.

This is because you do not measure at the same point on each tread – you measure where the stud crosses it, so at the bottom step I measured at about the middle of the tread, but halfway up the stairs I measured at the very edge. Stupid, stupid math.

I blame Lloyd. He watched me do it. He just watched me, not saying a math-teacher word about it. (I guess he was getting me back for the fridge incident.)

Anyway, it’s up. My prayer is that it doesn’t pull out from the wall at a very inopportune time.

It'll do.

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Friday.

November 25, 2011 by Lauren 3 Comments

Well, I don’t know what to tell you. We’ve been sitting in a hospital all day and nurses and doctors have come in, and Lloyd’s dad is going to have multiple-bypass surgery on Tuesday morning.

For something completely different, here is a picture of Lloyd and his mom feeding the donkey this rainy Saturday morning.

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In the hospital

November 25, 2011 by Lloyd 8 Comments


Well, we made it to Missouri. Today marks the first time in years that I drove through Kansas City without terrible, terrible weather, so that is another thing to be thankful for. Lloyd’s dad is doing well – he’ll probably have bypass surgery in a few days, but at least he’s winning at cards.

He’s wide awake and doing well. Lloyd’s mom and sister had a mini Thanksgiving feast right there I’m the room, and then they played pinochle. Thanks for the prayers!

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November 18, 2011 by Lauren 3 Comments

Friday was a very long, busy day, and as I write this (6:48 p.m. on Friday), I have plans to go put on my pajamas and watch television shows with zero redeeming value until I fall asleep.

If you’re reading this on Saturday, I was successful.

What did you do on Friday night?

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I’m kinda tired

November 8, 2011 by Lauren 7 Comments

Well, it’s over. I had a ver nice, funny male nurse, Jeff, who cracked jokes through the gtting ready part. I got to leave my my clothes on – yay! I just had to put on a hospital gown over them ‘to catch the drool’, as Jeff said. They wheeled me into the procedure room, gave me four shots, and then I woke up and it was all over.

My mad beats

Apparently the doctor cme in and said it looked fine except for some inflamation in my esophagus. They took a couple of biopsies and will let me know in 7-10 days what that says.

Happy Nap

I’m pretty tired. I don’t remember the doctor, and Lloyd said I asked him three times how his day was. He took me to Golden Corral so I could eat little bits of eavery ting. I am tiresd of goin back an dcorrectling all the ypos I’m kaking so i”m just leavin them in aso you can see the effects of sedation. This is wyh they woun’t nlet me drive home.

Goldon coralis awesome.

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I’m already hungry.

November 7, 2011 by Lauren 5 Comments

Tuesday, the day you will read this, I have an upper endoscopy scheduled at 3:45 so we can finally figure out what’s wrong with my stomach.

The procedure seems to be pretty cut-and-dried: they’ll stick a camera tube down through my mouth and look around my gut.

*jibblie jibblie jibblie*

Interestingly, it’s not the prospect of gagging and choking that is freaking me out, it’s that waaaaay back last month when this was scheduled, I heard the words, “No solid food after midnight the night before…..”

Dang it! I’ve been psychologically hungry since then! The morning of the procedure I can only have clear liquids (chicken broth for breakfast), and no coffee unless it’s without milk (which is too gross to imagine), so it’ll be tea until 11, then nothing until after it’s all over.

I

Am

Not

Going

To

Do

Well.

I’m just not made of strong stuff. I need breakfast! And second breakfast! And lunch! And lots of coffee during the morning! And a Pepsi at 1:00! I was talking to Lloyd about this last night.

Lauren: I’m really going to complain a lot on Tuesday. Sorry in advance.

Lloyd: That’s when you’re going to start complaining?

Lauren: *punch*

I miss you, food. I miss you real bad.

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