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Ready for the zombies

August 9, 2017 by Lloyd 4 Comments

I was driving to the computer store to pick-up some iPads for Lincoln Lutheran students, when traffic came to a stand still. I was right at an intersection, so I thought I would just make a little jog to bypass whatever craziness was taking place ahead of me.

I went about a block and came to this house:

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They are clearly working on their preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse, and who can blame them. I was impressed with their efforts thus far.  They are not yet completely around the house, but the stack is about 6 feet thick, so you could walk around on the top and pick zombies off without being in any danger of falling off the wall.

Also, I may have been playing too many zombie games this summer.  Also, there have been other posts about zombies.

Filed Under: Home 'Improvement', Lloyd Tagged With: zombies

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

February 8, 2016 by Lloyd 7 Comments

Everyone’s second choice for Bad Movie Night was Pride & Prejudice and Zombies.

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m as big a Jane Austin fan as the next guy.  Okay, I’m probably a little bigger Jane Austin fan than the next guy. I think all of us agreed that if you haven’t seen Pride and Prejudice, you shouldn’t see this movie. And if you don’t particularly like Pride and Prejudice, you’d better be (a) a big fan of zombies and (b) fairly open minded about your zombies.

I actually really enjoyed it. It was amazing to me how closely all of the major plot elements of Pride & Prejudice were incorporated. I don’t know if I was more impressed when the dialog was exactly the same or when it was changed cleverly to reflect the, um, new circumstances.

Samith was surprised at how long the movie was. Curt, who had no prior Pride and Prejudice experience, thought it was a very bad movie indeed.

Filed Under: Lloyd Tagged With: bad movie night, movies

Zombie Threat Level Map

April 11, 2010 by Lloyd 9 Comments

There are several good sources for general zombie preparedness information. But they all seem to report on the likelihood of a universal of zombie outbreak. If you’re trying to guarantee the survival of yourself and your family, or planning a vacation, you’ll want to know what the zombie threat level is on a state by state basis.

Yesterday we had the data in a handy table. Nice, but who wants to take that kind of time? Today we have the same information culled from state by state news reports, blog posts and tweets. Click on a state for more specific data.

Opps, couldn’t find the map. You may need to upgrade your Flash Player

Technical Details: a python script grabs the state by state data from google and twitter then saves an xml file that the flash map (from the lovely people at amMap) displays.

You might also be interested in these fine people:

  • The Undead Report especially their map.
  • Zombies Defined especially their tip of the week
  • The Zombie Research Society especially their Keller Zombie Survival Scale
  • ZombieDefense.org
  • Zombies Are Coming
  • Zombie Reporting Center

Filed Under: Lloyd Tagged With: add, map, zombies

Zombies

April 10, 2010 by Lloyd 8 Comments

You might recall that a few months ago we went to Zombieland for Bad Movie Night. There was some talk at the time that it might have been the best movie we’ve ever seen (on Bad Movie Night). Bob Krall liked it so much that he got it on BlueRay when it came out. I wanted Lauren to see it, so I asked Bob if I could borrow his copy. Bob got me a copy of my own, and I think Lauren liked it 64% more than she usually likes zombie movies.

Well, Lauren and I were talking about zombies again last week, and I thought it would be a good idea to keep everyone informed concerning the current level of zombie activity. Some of you may have noticed the Zombie Threat Level information on the sidebar.

When we first first added the Zombie Threat Level indicator it was based on what we were observing around town. The general amount of feet shuffling. People saying, “Brraaiinnnnsss.” That sort of thing.

But then I started to wonder if there wasn’t some better way to monitor the undead, so I wrote a little computer program to keep tabs on the zombie activity by counting the number of times zombies come up in the news, on blogs and on Twitter. Now, I know what you guys are thinking, “That’s all well and good, but why should I care if there’s a zombie outbreak in Florida when I’m in New Jersey?” So I decided to collect the data for individual states.

Alabama        (AL) pop:   4708708 news:  0 blog:    9 twitter:   40 Low
Alaska         (AK) pop:    698473 news:  2 blog:   10 twitter:    8 Guarded
Arizona        (AZ) pop:   6595778 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:  148 Guarded
Arkansas       (AR) pop:   2889450 news:  0 blog:    5 twitter:   13 Low
California     (CA) pop:  36961664 news:  6 blog:  576 twitter:  780 Moderate
Colorado       (CO) pop:   5024748 news:  2 blog:   15 twitter:   83 Guarded
Connecticut    (CT) pop:   3518288 news:  0 blog:    7 twitter:   20 Low
Delaware       (DE) pop:    885122 news:  0 blog:    0 twitter:    1 Low
Washington DC  (DC) pop:    599657 news:  0 blog:    0 twitter:   53 Moderate
Florida        (FL) pop:  18537969 news:  0 blog:  333 twitter:  182 Moderate
Georgia        (GA) pop:   9829211 news:  1 blog:   10 twitter:  106 Low
Hawaii         (HI) pop:   1295178 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:   17 Guarded
Idaho          (ID) pop:   1545801 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:   20 Low
Illinois       (IL) pop:  12910409 news:  0 blog:   10 twitter:  325 Guarded
Indiana        (IN) pop:   6423113 news:  0 blog:    9 twitter:   38 Low
Iowa           (IA) pop:   3007856 news:  0 blog:    7 twitter:   24 Low
Kansas         (KS) pop:   2818747 news:  1 blog:    9 twitter:   53 Guarded
Kentucky       (KY) pop:   4314113 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:   82 Guarded
Louisiana      (LA) pop:   4492076 news:  2 blog:    7 twitter:   22 Low
Maine          (ME) pop:   1318301 news:  0 blog:    4 twitter:    8 Low
Maryland       (MD) pop:   5699478 news:  0 blog:    2 twitter:  111 Guarded
Massachusetts  (MA) pop:   6593587 news:  0 blog:    5 twitter:  104 Low
Michigan       (MI) pop:   9969727 news:  0 blog:    9 twitter:   98 Low
Minnesota      (MN) pop:   5266214 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:   65 Low
Mississippi    (MS) pop:   2951996 news:  0 blog:    5 twitter:   15 Low
Missouri       (MO) pop:   5987580 news:  0 blog:    8 twitter:  106 Guarded
Montana        (MT) pop:    974989 news:  0 blog:   14 twitter:   18 Guarded
Nebraska       (NE) pop:   1796619 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:   15 Low
Nevada         (NV) pop:   2643085 news:  0 blog:    5 twitter:   83 Guarded
New Hampshire  (NH) pop:   1324575 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:   12 Low
New Jersey     (NJ) pop:   8707739 news:  2 blog:   14 twitter:   39 Low
New Mexico     (NM) pop:   2009671 news:  1 blog:   17 twitter:   27 Guarded
New York       (NY) pop:  19541453 news:  8 blog: 1120 twitter:  628 Severe
North Carolina (NC) pop:   9380884 news:  0 blog:    8 twitter:  157 Low
North Dakota   (ND) pop:    646844 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:    7 Low
Ohio           (OH) pop:  11542645 news:  1 blog:   13 twitter:    0 Low
Oklahoma       (OK) pop:   3687050 news:  1 blog:    5 twitter:   54 Low
Oregon         (OR) pop:   3825657 news:  0 blog:   11 twitter:  148 Moderate
Pennsylvania   (PA) pop:  12604767 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:  268 Guarded
Rhode Island   (RI) pop:   1053209 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:    7 Low
South Carolina (SC) pop:   4561242 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:   11 Low
South Dakota   (SD) pop:    812383 news:  0 blog:    1 twitter:   10 Low
Tennessee      (TN) pop:   6296254 news:  0 blog:    7 twitter:  110 Low
Texas          (TX) pop:  24782302 news:  1 blog:  539 twitter:  383 Moderate
Utah           (UT) pop:   2784572 news:  0 blog:    6 twitter:   31 Low
Vermont        (VT) pop:    621760 news:  0 blog:    1 twitter:   17 Low
Virginia       (VA) pop:   7882590 news:  1 blog:   13 twitter:  180 Guarded
Washington     (WA) pop:   6664195 news:  0 blog:   19 twitter:  140 Guarded
West Virginia  (WV) pop:   1819777 news:  0 blog:    3 twitter:    3 Low
Wisconsin      (WI) pop:   5654774 news:  0 blog:    7 twitter:   72 Low
Wyoming        (WY) pop:    544270 news:  0 blog:    2 twitter:   10 Low

There you have it folks. Zombie Threat Level for all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

Filed Under: Lloyd Tagged With: zombies

Internet Situation

March 2, 2023 by Lauren 1 Comment

Our internet was out Sunday through Wednesday. It was brutal, people. I don’t want to say I’m an addict….. but I’m an addict. I struggled through mid-Sunday by finishing a book that I’d started a while ago, but I then I wanted to veg out watching t.v. – and we had no t.v.!

I went to my school to borrow a tv/DVD player, but the only DVDs we have are Zoolander, Zombieland, a gift box of Family Guy (which I don’t watch) or some wedding videos that wouldn’t play sound.

I watched Zoolander twice Sunday night. Once while paying attention, then about half of it with the director’s commentary on.

Anyway, the internet is back! I’ll have to tell you the story of my shoe fix later. 🙂

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Funny weekly wrap-up

December 9, 2022 by Lauren 1 Comment

My kids came up with some gems this week. One boy told me (excuse the grammar problems – that’s one thing we work on): “Did you know that there’s plates under the earth?” Someone’s parents have been talking about geology, but forgot to clarify about the dinnerware.

Another was while we were drawing nativity scenes. I show them a very basic method to follow and then they can do what they want. My youngest boy was putting an angel in the sky and said, “I’m making a zombie.”

“……. there are no zombies in the nativity story.” That’s something I never thought I’d have to say.

My last is about this particular group’s eating style. Again, this is something I’m working on. I have several children who eat cuties/mandarin oranges like apples. No peeling of the segments – just peeling then biting into the side. What?? I also have a boy who eats his trail mix feedbag-style: holding a handful up to his face and munching until it’s gone. I redirected him later to use his finger and take smaller bites, but he kept giving me sidelong glances and shoveling it in.

*sigh* Happy Friday.

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