
A rebuttal to Brad’s hair posts

by Lauren 7 Comments
by Lauren 6 Comments
This is a sad day indeed. Pictured here is my trusty container of ranch dressing powder that I put on popcorn – we’ve been together nearly two years.  We met at Sam’s Club in the spring of ’05. *sniff* I knew this day was coming, but I didn’t think it would hurt so much. Goodbye, muchacho – you […]
by Lloyd 8 Comments
Last Saturday was going to be the perfect Saturday. I had already received confirmation from Lauren that I would under no circumstances be required to Go To Lincoln. My basic plan was to sleep and read, watch the Cardinals beat the (#@%$) Mets, fix Lauren’s website and create this one. Those last two items were […]
I’ve always like “RecentComments” features, and so I went looking for one. There are a couple of different ones floating around, but this one seemed simple, and simple is usually just about right. I installed it then modified the sidebar with this code: <li><h2>Recent Comments</h2> <ul><?php mdv_recent_comments(6, 30, ‘<li>’, ‘</li>’, true, 0); ?></ul></li> The parameters […]
by Lauren 4 Comments
Yesterday I bought a new one-cup coffeemaker. My old one was a multi-step process, because the cup that came with it is small and ugly. I’d brew a cup, then pour it into a bigger, more attractive one, spilling coffee everywhere. The new one holds my mugs just right! (Plus the filter is easier to clean.) […]
by Lloyd 2 Comments
I had to go into the theme and muck up a few lines of php code. It was just moving stuff around and stealing some stuff from Brad’s site (his theme is put together better than ours). Here’s what I did: Copied the author name from Brad’s site and added it below the title (I […]
Is his neck hair rounded or square?
No one has ever asked me that. But I think that’s probably because by the time we get to that portion of the haircut they have me pegged for a complete hair flake, and know that (a) They will have to explain the difference to me (b) It will take me way to long to answer them and (c) I won’t have a real answer for them anyway.
I never know how to answer any hair question, and I often have the most fun when, after they ask me “What do you want to do today”, I say, “Do whatever you want”. One guy said to me, “Really? I can do whatever I want?”. I said, “You’re the professional. Whatever you decide is fine with me”.
You should develop and memorize a long and detailed description of what you want them to do. Something like: “Do a number four clipper cut on the left side, but cut the right side with scissors. I like the hair on the top of my head to be longer in front but shorter in back. Trim around my ears with a clippers only if you feel confident that you can do it symmetrically. Keep the sideburns if you cut my neckline in square edges. If the neckline is round, lose the sideburns.”
You still haven’t said if your neckline is round or square.
It’s shaped like a ‘W’.
A ‘W’? Really? I must pay more attention. Oh, and Brad, you should always say “squarish”. Have you looked at your round and square necklines successively from the pictures on your site? Square, definitely square.
I HAVE looked at the two pictures. The round cut makes my head look like one of those old guys you might sit behind in church who has too much neck or not enough head or something. I will definitely ask for a square cut next time. I mean, a squarish cut.
Poor, poor birdie…he lost his home…I bet he weeps on the window sill at night…