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Simple Simon (pie in a jar)

March 2, 2008 by Lauren 107 Comments

The idea of ‘how clean is your house’ has been making the rounds on the sites, and Deanne commented that her house is her playpen – clean but not neat. Beth’s is her castle – tidy, but not overly clean. My house is my lab – always in a state of disarray. It’s not that I don’t clean, it’s that a clean room invites some sort of project to take place.

Case in point. Beth, Tara and Tim stopped by for a bit this afternoon and the house was in semi-disaster mode. After they left, I spent some dedicated time doing house work. All the snowmen stuff came down, I dusted a bit, put away stuff in the living room and dining room, and tackled the kitchen counters. You may have remembered from the colander post that I had some apples sitting on the counter. I stupidly bought a bag that had bruises on every single apple. They sat on the counter for over a week because I couldn’t bear just throwing them away. So….. after the kitchen was clean and shiny…..

He looks mad at my apples.

(Don’t fret – I cut off the yucky parts.)

Tough to fit in the jars.

Ready for filling.

Ready to freeze

So, lids on and in the freezer. WAY more work than I thought it would be, and the kitchen is a disaster again. But, I made six tiny little pies and stashed them in the freezer. Today after church, I baked up:

Tiny Pie!  (one hour at 375 or so, put a ring of foil around edge for first part.)

Fully cooled and out!

I love you, tiny pie in a jar! I’m a crust lover, so this has the perfect crust-to-filling ratio for me. With a bit more tinkering and some other fruit fillings, we may be able to eat a different kind of pie each day! It will be good to cook something else in that oven when I’m baking bread.

UPDATE: For Deanne (I wish I had a giant quarter, because that would be so funny!):

unbaked quarter pie

On the off chance that anyone is reading this anymore, let me answer a few questions that came up in the comments.

I can’t remember the recipe for this dough – it had shortening, water, flour, salt and I subbed out some vinegar and vodka for the water. It was drier than a butter dough. (I’ve made that since and didn’t like it as well.)

I tried several ways of rolling out dough and trying to piece it in, but it actually worked best to just put chunks of dough in the jar and smash it around inside.

A drier filling won’t boil over as much as a juicy one.

Once it’s assembled, just screw the lid on the jar and put it in the freezer. I think it should keep well for at least a month. (I’m totally making that up, but hey – they sell frozen pies at the grocery store and they aren’t flying off the shelves.)

I bake these at about 375 – 400. Take the jar out of the freezer when you turn the oven on to preheat it. Take off the lid and put the frozen jar on a plate or baking vessel so you’ll have less thermal shock when it goes in the oven. (Read: Your jar shouldn’t crack. I’ve never had one crack.) Put a ring of foil around the edge of the pie for the first 45 minutes, take it off for 15.

Let it cool and either eat it out of the jar or run a knife around the edge to get it out. I said it’s a good crust-to-filling ratio, but it’s really a lot of crust. Cute, though!

A 2-crust recipe should work for about 6 jars.

Let me finish by saying that it’s really funny that so many people read this post. I am constantly bemoaning how I can’t make a good pie crust. If I had a show on Food Network it would be called, “Can’t Make Crust” and I’d visit sweet little grandmas around the country and make them teach me their skilz.

These are wide-mouthed 8-ounce jars (think small-cereal-bowl-sized), not tall skinny jars. I apparently caused a bit of confusion. Sorry, everyone!

SUMMER UPDATE: The obsession continues with “eat-’em-frozen” jarred desserts.

Filed Under: Cooking, Lauren, Lloyd, Most Popular Tagged With: apple, fame, jar, pie

The Superest-Gadgety-est Ever!!!

February 29, 2008 by Lauren 8 Comments

Holy catfish do I want this!!! A whole bedroom set that fits in a 3 X 4 – foot container!! Why, oh why didn’t I invent this? All the good ideas are taken.

Closed

Open!

Click here to see the video of the guys putting the whole thing together in less than three minutes. Marvel at the greatness!

Filed Under: Gadget, Lauren

Monitor monitors

February 26, 2008 by Lloyd 17 Comments

For the first six years that I taught at Lincoln Lutheran, the only thing on top of my computer monitor was Super Pawn. Super Pawn was an extra. When they sent our order for chess pieces they sent a set with an extra pawn. I put it on top of the monitor. Maybe a month later someone left a bit of modeling clay in the room and I put it on my desk. One day I came into the room to find Super Pawn, and he’s been defending my desk ever since.

This year things have gotten a little out of hand. I like to buy kiddie band-aids for my classroom and sometime during first semester we used up the last of the Dora band-aids. I asked my pre-algebra class if anyone wanted a Dora box. Ben said yes, and I gave it to him. At the end of the class he presented me with 3 “pop-up” Dora vignettes. It was totally unexpected. He could have done anything with the box. He did something I never would have expected. A while later another Ben brought in “Chief’s block of wood” from shop class. I’m not exactly sure how the block of wood fits in.

At Christmas my mom gave me some Tusken Raiders. Much more interesting to have a three way battle on the monitor. There is an ever shifting web of alliances and betrayals as different students make it to the classroom before me.

Oh, the shells. Schyler bribed me with shells from Barbados (they don’t fight).

And it’s Christina’s Birthday. She’s something like 26. Happy Birthday Sis.

Filed Under: Lloyd, School Tagged With: monitor

Most awesome soup

February 24, 2008 by Lauren 15 Comments

So yummy...

Lloyd is sick again – surprise! (We’re the house of germs.) The Soup Fairy came and took care of us, though. Did you know that Annette makes the best potato soup in the world? Lloyd absolutely loves it, and for him it has become the gold standard of soups. Long ago I tried to make potato soup, which I equated with ‘chowder’, and when he stared at the first spoonful he said, “I don’t think it’s supposed to look like gravy.”

I have never made it since.

However, on the off chance that I ever want to try again, I think Annette should post her recipe here. Don’t you all think so? Let’s give her a little encouragement, people!

Filed Under: Cooking, Journal, Lauren

The real reason

February 20, 2008 by Lauren 13 Comments

Ok, so here’s the real reason I freaked out so much about misplacing my camera. That FedEx package that had arrived earlier in the day had brought me some camera accessories! I ordered an extra battery and a charger for a crazy great deal. (My camera can only be charged when it’s sitting on the dock.) They’re not name-brand, so I’m completely prepared for the battery to possibly melt my camera from the inside, but I’m willing to risk it.

The other thing I bought was a mini-tripod!! I am so returning the huge one from Best Buy, because this little guy is all I need! (And it was only $3.99 at SterlingTek. It’s so cute!)

Obligatory quarter included

It fits in your pocket, and it’s so gadget-y!

small yet mighty

Filed Under: Gadget, Journal, Lauren Tagged With: camera, gaget

Stupid Weekend

February 11, 2008 by Lauren 22 Comments

Grrrrr. Let me just sound like a big whiner for a minute. I’ve been long, long overdue for a haircut. I really needed one about four weeks ago, but the combination of bad weather and being lazy got in the way. I couldn’t get one yesterday because I was sick, but we had to go to Lincoln today – so this was my chance. While Lloyd was at choir practice, I went to the mall for my haircut. I have no loyalty to anyone, and it shows. I stood around for 40 minutes to get what is most certainly the worst haircut of my adult life. Stupid Lauren – bring in a picture!!! Your words do not work when you try to describe hairstyles!! And stop saying, “Whatever you do is fine.” Stupid, stupid, stupid Lauren.

Ok, on to more positive parts of the day. I felt pretty good when I woke up, but Lloyd had a bad night, so we didn’t go to church. (I’m sorry.) We were invited to a staff potluck dinner in Lincoln after choir practice, so we needed to come up with a dish to bring. By ‘we’, I mean ‘me’, since Lloyd’s idea of cooking is letting salsa come up to room temperature. We were going to be in Lincoln for a couple of hours beforehand, and since the high was only going to be ten degrees, a hot dish was out.

I decided on Strawberry Jello Pretzel Salad, which brings me to a funny little story about salads. When we first moved back to Seward, our staff had a potluck and I was asked to bring a salad. So I did – green leafy things with veggie bits inside. I got some funny looks. I guess it never really struck me before that all those gooey sweet dishes I ate as a kid at potlucks were called ‘salads’. Who came up with that bit of trickery? Jello, marshmallows and fruit? Really? I’m going to start setting out a bowl of Skittles and Tic Tacs at dinner and calling it salad.

Back to the story. The real reason I’m telling this is because Lloyd actually helped! I was smashing pretzels in a bowl and his ears perked up. He came running into the kitchen and said, “What is that delightful sound?” He got very excited when I asked him to smash the rest of the pretzels. “This should be my job!” he gleefully exclaimed. So, if you hear of any openings for Pretzel Smashers, pick up an application for him, ok?

His true calling.

Filed Under: Cooking, Journal, Lauren Tagged With: haircut

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